My sister in Germany sent me this today: 

'A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for her homework assignment.

The teacher graded it and the child brought it home. 

She returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms Davis,

I want to be perfectly clear on my child's homework illustration.

It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money.

I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.

This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

Sincerely,

Mrs Harrington'

(I laughed out loud and thought you might too. xxx)