six year olds crack me up

My sister in Germany sent me this today: 

'A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for her homework assignment.

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The teacher graded it and the child brought it home. 

She returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms Davis,

I want to be perfectly clear on my child's homework illustration.

It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money.

I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.

This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

Sincerely,

Mrs Harrington'

(I laughed out loud and thought you might too. xxx)

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