My sister in Germany sent me this today:
'A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for her homework assignment.
She returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms Davis,
I want to be perfectly clear on my child's homework illustration.
It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money.
I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.
This drawing is of me selling a shovel.
(I laughed out loud and thought you might too. xxx)