It is in fact the very easy orange cake (one of my favourites), iced and also filled with good old butter cream (not the white chocolate icing I've made previously) and due to time pressures, iced and filled while still warm (oops) and transported with icing not set (oops again.)
Hence lopsided and wonky and truly not that attractive.
Luckily it wasn't really about appearances.
It was about this dude's birthday:
And really, who cares what cake looks like?